- *at a meet and greet with Ariana*
- me: i just wanted to say that i love you and your music so much and i'll support you till the end my queen
- ariana: awww thank you so much! wanna take a pic?
- me: sure! *puts my arm around her and snatches a patch of her hair*
- ariana: ouch!
- me: *calls mariah* phase one complete master
so today this guy runs up to me and hes like ” hey can i use your phone? mines dead,” so i hesitate but im like ok yeah, this guys cute so i hand it over and he’s like “hey? mom? im talking to uh, the girl of my dreams…. what do i do? … compliment her? ok yeah, your hair’s beautiful. … now what? ……